Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

You've heard all the Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, and Mr/ T jokes; well screw them. Bayard Rustin is the biggest Bad Ass EVER! Here are some of his accomplishments. These jokes are Tommy Mann original, so try and give me some street cred if you use them dog.

• One time Bayard Rustin took over France... using a strategy of nonviolence
• Bayard Rustin once made George Bush choke on a pretzel with his mind... from the grave.
• Bayard Rustin never died, he just became one with the force
• Bayard Rustin played kickball in third grade, that's why there are craters on the moon
• Bayard Rustin wasn't gay, he was a man magnet
• A man could look at Bayard Rustin's aprho and survive, but no man could look at his aphro and believe in segregation
• Bayard Rustin's Aphro has its own social security number
• Bayard Rustin's greasy mustache was actually the hair of ten thousand followers of Caesar Chavez
• Bayard Rustin's hair didn't turn white, it defeated a Balrog and came back white
• A cockroach can live six months without it's head, Bayard Rustin's hair can live forty years without Bayard's Head
• Bayard Rustin didn't wear glasses because he had bad vision; he wore them so that he could burn Jim Crow Laws with the amplified light in his eyes
• Bayard Rustin wasn't a logistics genius. He just gave logistics "the stare"
• Bayard Rustin didn't have teeth, just the implanted bones of KKK members
• Bayard Rustin died for Jesus's sins
• Chuck Norris learned his roundhouse kick after fourteen years of training, it just so happens that Bayard Rustin was a martial arts instructor for fourteen years.
• Vin Diesel once had a full set of hair until he made the mistake of insulting Bayard Rustin's Aphro
• Vin Diesel was once defeated by Bayard Rustin's Aphro
• Bayard Rustin had sex with a woman once... Mr. T should be grateful
• Bayard Rustin made MacGyver out of a pencil, a rubber band, and pro-peace button
• Bayard Rustin once made Satan and God hug by threatening a march on the pearly gates

P.S.
Bush you are never allowed to say the name Coretta Scott King again, or I'll sick Bayard on you