Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

Tomorrow comes
Oh muse sing to me of the days close and past
Calling to them the future
Oh Tommy, You have been busy. What shall we tell them today of your life. Let us gaze into yonder crystal ball.
The Power
It was day to pack when sun came up above the trees today. But no, this morning the smooth whispers of your lover kept you in bed. Whisper Whisper Whisper, Do the ghosts at your ear.
Dogs bark and then the sound of silence.
No no no, This cannot be happening today.
No No No! Pay the bills oh ye holder of the womb that dropped you from.
Arise Tommy. Arise. Jump from this bed and get him.
Gone gone gone, is the moment that you need.
Shit, Shit, Shit. No, No, No!
Without the life giving magnetic force the cd trays won't open from the elves of your past time.
Open open open open, stick out your plastic tongues. You yell you anger you sadden the girl.
Shit shit shit.
Tommy don't be destructive what constructive can we do. Wise little lady you will miss her soon, boy.
Apraiser man comes to the house, measure measure measure. Poof, and gone he went.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Take back the faulty keeper of data.
Yes yes the hardrive back to bestbuy.
Three trips.
One without the power cord.
One with the power cord. It works on computer B.
One with the topper of laps. No no no.
Oh Tommy, Tell this peice through thine own eyes.
My computer was not detecting the hardrive so I assumed it was faulty. Well we took it to bestbuy and they let the geek squad handle it.
Well, dear reader, you have not lived until you've seen six geeks in uniforms surround your computer with no idea why it is acting the way it is. They toyed with it for three hours.
A "Man its wierd."
B "It'll detect our jump drives but not your hard drive."
C "Woah that is wierd"
B "I've seen wierder."
D "No way man!"
B "One time I saw a computer reach out with USB 2.0 cords, grab, thrust inside, and eat a chihuahua."
C "Woah that is weird!"
B "Nah man, the wierd part is it shat out hot dogs."
E "No way."
A "Where can I get that software."
Me "In El-es-dee-land you nerdy dastards."
Then they exchanged it and the new one worked perfectly.
I think it was because the old hardrive came in a pink bag and this one came in a blue. My computer likes boys I think. Gay or Very Excitable Girl?

Ok thanks for the help.
Then you whent to the Doctor. Before east you go to the uppity learning, you must visit the Doctor Tom for one last ride.
And a mighty fine ride it was.
Explain to them what happened dear Tommy.
Well they did everything to me.
EVERYTHING.
He asked me the tough questions
Sex? Yes
Contraceptives? Yup
Tobacco? Hell No
Drugs? Nopers
Alcyhol? Only when my mom gives me some.
Needless to say he coded me as an alcoholyc.
Then they poked me in the finger to take my blood. They took my vision and I passed with flying colors.Its easy to see the letters when they're dancing on a rainbow.
Ok so Then I come out of the lab. I've had the same doctor since I was three, Dr. Tom Rogers Jr. and he is the bygod man. But now I'm almost nineteen. One of the nurses has the audacity to Say "You know you'll have to stop coming here after college." Nurses are supposed to make you feel better, not force you to tackle them right in the middle of the hall knocking syringes everywhere. I took her mildly overweight injecting ass down.
Next my bald and should be retired doctor asks me to drop my pants and he touches my "no no zone"
I ask him if he's converted to Catholocism.
Three elephants then fall off a bridge: Budubum Chish.
Then the nurse comes in and prepares to make me fall unconscous faster than an anesthesiologist.
needle
        Needle
     NEEDLE
        NEEDLES
   NEEDLES NEEDLES NEEDLES NEEDLES
      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
So she puts the twenty seven gauge to my shoulder and
BOOM
Meningitis be gone
Then she pulls it out and tells me that the tip must have broke off in there
"Lawsuit, I will sue you, You will all die and be damned."
"Calm down sir. It was a joke, it's spring loaded."
"You people are sick! Sick! Sick! Did you go to school under Doctor Kavorkian? Sickos!"
But all the excitement and the pain in my finger from the stab kept me from feinting. Halelujah!
I swear if my doctor had:
Lighter Fluid
Matches
And a hoolahoop
I'd still be there naked jumping through the flaming hoop.
Eyes checked, fingers stabbed, shoulder poked, forced to urinate, shoulder injected, and nads fondled, I left a broken broken man.

Then you whent home and picked up the Michael. Mann's best friend and yet not a dog. Then to mother and sushi. Mom promises she called the TXU (THE TEXAS POWER COMPANY of SATAN satan saytan) and that the flickering lights will aflicker again upon the revolving round to the home. Sushi is good to you and you introduce Michael to it's divine steaklike pleasure. The soy dances on the tongue like little flames and the juices of the fish complete the unearthly dish. SAKE. Yes it is your first partaking. Hot love of seaweed alcyhol. Burn burn taste taste wine of the sea. Then home you go, and guess what boy?
NO POWER! NOLECTRICITY!
Nolectricity, n: A famous concept first discoverd by the famed philosopher, physician, and pioneer electrician Neolithiovich Don'Caivboy. It is in fact his greatest work. He spent countless hours not inventing formulas for its wonderful use and eventually was quoted saying that it was the only good science he had ever founded.
Burn you in utter silence, Tommy.
Burn from the inside out.
RAGE!
But first,
Goodbye to your love.
Kiss her you may.
Go go go, she's coming anyway.
Look away away away poor innocent bystander
Goodbye my darling
Gone for time long long long. You don't know, do you boy? It burns you, doesn't it? Gone may kill it with his hatred of old things. Gone is a killer, he's a sinner, and he is wanting more.
The battle begins. You in your infinite anger. Sass like a whip hitting the backs of slight sinners. Dancing smack smack. Walking womb vs. Skin covered droppling. Words bouncing like ping pong balls. Need to pack, no light, nolectricity.
Difficult. The Michael and you are forced to take her to her petroleum drinking beast that is in the steel veterenarians office.
Then you take her wounded beast.
Back, grab the dirties in the back of the car.
To the michaels, and put them in the spinning Hurricane Harbor of Bleach.
Round and round they go, round and round they go.
Upstairs you go to type in the mad machine of peoples unimportant nominatable scribbles of inane dribble. You, firebrandrunner, you. What is your soul? Is it in this server somewhere over the rainbow. Watched by mindsay angels in binary covered wings? Is it in that blood pushing piston? In that gray land and storm skies? Is it those bubble thoughts? Atheist, where is your soul? Hahahaha, I scorn you. Artist, is this your parchment? Are you controlling me, or am I controlling you? Do you become your thoughts? Do your thoughts become you? And reader, do you taste this boys forbidden fruit? Are you touching his most tender insides? Does he care of you? Do you care of him?
Tommy, Can you hear me?
"See me, Feel me, Touch me, Heal me"
Nothing done and in the morning you will only have six hours and no power. Tommy can you do it? Pack pack pack and then that old rusted clock smacks two and vanish. Can you make it? You don't have time, and the stress may take your mind?
Tommy can you hear me?